✨Some People Meditate, I Plot – 20oz Stainless Steel Tumbler✨

While others are busy aligning their chakras, you're calculating revenge... with hydration. This glow-up-in-a-bottle is perfect for the villain era you're quietly thriving in. Bright neon green glitter, a holographic meditating figure (because balance), and a lotus that says “namastay out of my way.”

20oz stainless steel tumbler

Double-wall insulated (keeps drinks ice cold or lava hot)

Resin-sealed for max sparkle & durability

Comes with lid & reusable straw

Handmade with ✨intentions & a little passive-aggressive energy✨

Whether you're sipping iced coffee or plotting your next great escape from responsibilities, this tumbler’s got your back.

 Warning: May cause side-eye from toxic people. Use responsibly.

💡 Made to Order: Each tumbler is handmade with love, glitter, and just a touch of drama.

⏳ Processing Time: Please allow up to 5 business days to create your tumbler.

📦 Shipping: Once it's done being fabulous, it'll ship within 2 business days.

Gracias for your paciencia – cute chaos takes time! 💖