{"product_id":"no-pos-ya-que-🚔-sticker-or-magnet","title":"“No Pos… Ya Qué” 🚔🪿 Sticker or Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen you've officially passed the “oh shit” stage and entered the “no pos… ya qué” phase of the situation. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo panic. No explanations. No calling a lawyer. Just vibes, questionable decisions, and accepting the consequences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis little jailbird goose is for anyone who's ever looked at the mess they created and thought:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelp. Ni modo. 🤷‍♀️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for your laptop, notebook, fridge, locker, or wherever you'd like to display the energy of someone who has absolutely given up on defending themselves. 🪿🚔\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose your style:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Regular Sticker: Clear protective finish + water resistant\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🌈 Holographic Sticker: Holographic sparkle finish + not water resistant\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Regular Magnet: Clear protective finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🌈 Holographic Magnet: Holographic sparkle finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApproximate Size:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Sticker: 3 inches tall\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Magnet: 3.5 inches wide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHolographic patterns and sparkle placement will vary from piece to piece, so your item may look slightly different from the photos. That's part of the holographic magic. ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRegular stickers are water resistant, but not intended for prolonged soaking or dishwasher use. Holographic stickers are not water resistant and are best for dry surfaces such as laptops, notebooks, planners, etc.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColors may vary slightly depending on your screen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade by Ke Oso Crafts. 🪿\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAm I sorry? Maybe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDid I learn anything? No pos… ya qué. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ke Oso Crafts","offers":[{"title":"Sticker \/ Clear","offer_id":49703045038232,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnet \/ Clear","offer_id":49703045071000,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sticker \/ Holographic","offer_id":49703045103768,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnet \/ Holographic","offer_id":49703045136536,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/0259\/1384\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_d214e5e4-3e58-4fe6-b73f-70cde7df854c.jpg?v=1787014273","url":"https:\/\/keosocrafts.com\/products\/no-pos-ya-que-%f0%9f%9a%94-sticker-or-magnet","provider":"Ke Oso Crafts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}