“Café Primero, Pánico Después” ☕😵‍💫 Sticker or Magnet

Café primero. PÁNICO DESPUÉS. ☕😵‍💫

Because we are NOT raw-dogging the morning without caffeine. 😂

For the tired, the overworked, the overstimulated, the “no me hables todavía” crowd — this little duck gets it. Coffee first. Then we can panic, answer emails, deal with people, and pretend we have our lives together.

Perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, lockers, fridges, filing cabinets, or wherever you need a tiny reminder to caffeinate before the crisis. ☕✨

Choose your style:

✨ Regular Sticker — Approx. 3" • Clear protective finish + water resistant

🌈 Holographic Sticker — Approx. 3" • Holographic sparkle finish + not water resistant

✨ Regular Magnet — Approx. 3.5" wide • Clear protective finish

🌈 Holographic Magnet — Approx. 3.5" wide • Holographic sparkle finish

💛 Handmade by Ke Oso Crafts

📏 Measurements are approximate and may vary slightly due to the handmade nature of each item.

🎨 Colors may vary slightly depending on screen settings.

Café. Pánico. Repeat. ☕🪿😂